Meet the Science Kit police. Just don't irritate them.
The Science Kit police take their job VERY seriously...
They investigate everything with a magnifying thingy. We don't know why.
They match wits with teachers who don't return stuff on time
Sometimes they find things on the floor. Lord knows what. They thrive on stuff like that.
They'll hunt you down. They never sleep. They lead generally unhealthy lives.
Along with not sleeping, they drink WAY too much coffee, usually with donuts,
and they really love those Fatimas!
They carry a badge.
They just want the facts... and the manuals... and all that other stuff.
Don't make them come over there.